The Ed Barnowski Franchise Report looks at internet sleuthing and Delmon Young; Alan expresses mild opinions about the recently-announced film adaptation of “1984,” Ben…
Baltimore Orioles
Baltimorons #77: Punctuation (w/ Phil Gentile)
A voyage to the nether regions of the moronic mind, featuring ruminations on climate change, wizardry (aka Greg Maddux), the Orioles’ automotive profile, and…
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Baltimorons #76: Shading Towards Disaster
Sam and Alan begin to wonder if the Orioles’ debacle of an offseason is in fact some kind of ill-advised remount of The Music…
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Baltimorons #75: Known Unknowns
For episode 75, we offer you a thorough referendum on the Duquette Doctrine, chronicling, among other things: The Orioles apparent unwillingness to make any…
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Baltimorons #74: Jacoby Sharkleberry (w/ Nick Mendillo)
The stove is piping hot, and the Morons are accordingly all fired up. Much discussion of the recent flurry of trade activity, an in-depth…
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Baltimorons Thanksgiving Special: Cookies & Pie
A special Thanksgiving episode, in which Sam and Alan share personal essays on the themes of baseball and gratitude. We hope you enjoy, and…
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Baltimorons #73: Hamburgers And Butter
Marcel Proust, agrarian economic principles, and nostalgia for the bygone days of the physical sports page. Almost no Orioles talk this week, but at…
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Baltimorons #72: The Other Times
Rampant discrimination in the bullpen coach industry, Atlanta’s new stadium nonsense, and a proposal of radical pragmatism regarding next year’s starting rotation. Plus, a…
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Baltimorons #71: Hot Ice
We’re back with in-depth analysis of the hottest trends in Birdland, including (but not limited to): Gold gloves: is a Snub Alert warranted? Pitching…
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Baltimorons #70: Too Many Hats
We’re back with a wide range of segments, including (but not limited to): The importance of narrative in baseball How many hats is too…