May 16, 2011 – The last time Brian Roberts took the field for the Baltimore Orioles. Exactly 339 days ago.
Predicting when or if Roberts will ever return to the Orioles lineup is as difficult as wrapping your head around the notion of infinity or comprehending the end of LOST. But here at BSR we’re watching eagerly and hoping that Brian Roberts will someday soon make a triumphant return.
LATEST UPDATE – April 19, 2012 at 12:22 PM EDT
Per MLB.com’s Brittany Ghiroli on the Twitter machine:
Brian Roberts will accompany the team to anaheim, which is a good sign. Been on entire three city trip. #orioles.
B-Rob Optimism-O-meter
3.5/5 Smiley Brians – After initial reports that Roberts may stay back, this is an encouraging sign. Roch Kubatko reported on Wednesday that Roberts would have to get the ok from his doctor to make the trip to Anaheim. We’re still not sure how close Roberts is to being able to return, but we’ll take what we can get for now.
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His smile should get wider e everyday he gets paid for doing nothing…how much salary has he gotten so far. Us guys delivering pizza wish we made that kind of money. I am tired of the $7.25 an hour plus tips jobs while the Brian Roberts of the world get millions for nothing and the Kobe’s and Intimidators of the world get to bang all the FINE chicks they want. Life ain’t fair. I sport my 9inchnail but guys like John Holmes, the Intimidator and Pole get to sport 14’s. DAMN!
Nails,
How about Carlin? There’s a sucker stealing money…
If Carlin could get time for theft, he would be at Jessup and they would throw away the key.
Judge: Mr Carlin, you are charged with theft for 39 years. How do you plead?
Carlin: Onjection your honor, I have only been stealing for 37 years. The first two, I worked hard…
Brian who …
The biggest thief in town is Angelos……….
Can’t argue with you on that one Spy. Although Sheila Dixon Pratt comes in a close second.
Two points!
Hi guys, see that big smile? Just cashed another check signed by YOUR BALTIMORE ORIOLES for $298,000 before taxes. Thanks guys, you are the best.
B-Rob-bing you all the way to the bank!