I know you’ve always wondered what Ravens defensive lineman Haloti Ngata looked like dressed in a cheap sun costume.
Just typing that is weird. Prior to today, I didn’t even know sun costumes existed.
In a new commercial for Thompson Creek Windows, Ngata dresses in the getup, screams at some local TV actors and dances around. It’s pretty hilarious.
Video of the commercial and a GIF of Ngata’s sweet dances moves after the bump.
Thanks to Bmore Chix for posting the video on Facebook.
Man, I hope Ngata got paid a boatload of money for that commercial.
One of the girls I dated in college who got around quite a bit looked a lot like this photo,,,,,,,,,it was pretty used up and her clitoris looked a little like his head,,,,,,,,,,,not one of my better moments , but boy was she fun,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,it’s memories like this that makes life worth living……………..
This is very reminiscent of those Jonathan Ogden Gebco commercials.
Those were dark days, indeed.
“Her clitoris looked like his his…you sure it was a woman. I hear there’s a lot of drag queens at the University of Dundalk. You probably dated Brendan Ayenbejo and did not know it. I bet Chow was upset.
Chow wishes he looked that good,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
SPY no date women college. Spy tell Chow spy hunt men at college hangout. Spy and Chow make new memolies in Spy Love SHACK. Why you say Chow no look hot SPY? Othel night SPY whispeled sweet nothing in chow eal while Chow watch Spy do dance on stlippel pole. Big 9inchman, by way Spy alway talk bout he want see why call you 9inchman. Spy say he like see angle of dangle when 9incheman bust a gloove. Chow kick clap out of dog face Ryu. That why he no alound. Dog Face Ryu do job at Denny but Chow put Ryu in dumpstel when Ryu took tlash out nght.
Ryu work hard get Chow job Denny. Ryu tell bossman that Chow steel sawsberry steak and Chow be no job. Ryu tire play games. In time of nine was real.
That it Ryu! put up you hand! chow slap you face! ooooooooooooooo you make chow so mad! chow not happy with you insult of “time of nine was leal”! You think you beat Chow you put on Hai Karate. Spy no like ha ha. Spy like “Summels Eve” now. who leal duchbag now Ryu?