You don’t want to make Jonathan Ogden mad. He’s tall and shakes his head intimidatingly.

If you go to a casino in West Virginia he might even beat you up.

Here’s how my cut of a political commercial would go.

Me: You don’t want to hear about stupid politics while you’re trying to watch the World Series do you?
Jonathan Ogden: No you don’t.
Me: You don’t believe any of the BS that either side sells do you?
JO: No you don’t.
Me: Let’s put an end to political ads during sporting events because we’re all sick of hearing the crap slinging.
JO: Yes we are.