Like Baltimore Orioles pitcher Steve Johnson, I too choose to watch Justin Verlander lead the Tigers to a commanding 3-0 lead in the ALCS over the Yankees last night instead of the Presidential debate.

Even though I have to put up with Samsung’s feeble attempts to take down Apple with their condescending guy in members only jacket (stole that joke from Dave Gilmore) or hear a bad song by Bruce Springsteen 174 times over a three hour baseball game, it’s still better than watching the debate.

Yay, sports.