Chad Ochocinco wants you to vote for Adam Jones

Orioles centerfielder Adam Jones got some surprising support for the MLB final vote. Chad Ochocinco tweeted some love to AJ.

All my followers vote for my homeboy @SimplyAJ10 on MLB.com for this upcoming All Star game. Let’s go!!less than a minute ago via RockLive Favorite Retweet Reply

Get out and vote!

Zbikowski’s next boxing box versus Ochocino?

For his next trick, Ravens safety Tom Zbikowski is looking to enter the ring against Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco. How realistic is it? Ocho tweeted smack to Zbi all day Monday after Zbikowski called him out in an interview on the Dan Patrick Show about his upcoming boxing match.

“Ochocinco talks like he can box,” Zbikowski told Patrick. ““I’d let it go for about 45 seconds… “I’d let him know what a real jab feels like.” This didn’t sit well with Ochocinco, the NFL’s biggest trash talker. He responded on twitter saying that Zbi has “no hand speed to even be competitive.”

@tommyzbikowski you wana go nite nite, you want to box me, for 1 your feet are to slow and you’ve no hand speed to even be competitive #smhless than a minute ago via Seesmic for Android

Who knows how serious Ochocino is about making the fight happen. In my expert opinion, there’s no chance Ocho gets into the ring. But that didn’t stop Zbikowski from offering a formal invitation to the Bengals wide receiver. READ MORE >>>

Ochocinco says it’s “AssWhoopnTime” for Marvin Lewis

Monday night, Bengals head coach Marvin Lewis was asked by the Boston Globe whether the Patriots would go after Chad Ochocinco. “Belichick’s smarter than that,” Lewis said with a laugh. Ochocinco noticed the comments and tweeted that he wants a cage match set up against Lewis and that it’s “AssWhoopnTime.

RT @RapSheet: Bengals coach Marvin Lewis on whether Belichick will go after Ochocinco: “Belichick’s smarter than that. #AssWhoopnTimeless than a minute ago via Rock Software


The Bengals are so much fun to cover this week.

Don’t Expect to See Carson Palmer on Poker Stars

In what is perhaps one of the worst bluffs in recent memory, Carson Palmer recently requested to be “traded” out of Cincinnati this off-season.  Sources close to Palmer insist that if the Bengals QB is not traded, he is willing to “retire.”  I have no doubt that Palmer would like to be out from under the dark cloud that is the Cincinnati Bengals, that he is fed up with the losing, the missteps of his teammates and dealing with a pair of wide receivers that are more about branding themselves than winning football games.  But let’s face facts, Palmer is not going to walk away from the $50 million that he is owed over the next four years.

Palmer is trying to force the Bengals hand, but he is leaving the team between a rock and a hard place.  Palmer has little trade value because of his large contract and questions about whether or not he is a top tier QB.  The Bengals also have stated that Palmer is in their plans as the QB of the present and future.  Unless another team is willing to make a foolish trade, there is no way Palmer gets moved. READ MORE >>>

Scouting the Bengals

This week we have Jason Buck from the WhoDeyRevolution. He has some solid answers to my questions concerning the Bengals; however, be aware that he can be a bit short-winded at times.

So what the hell happened last week?

From a one game perspective, New England just dominated on both the offensive and defensive lines. Bill Belichick came out with stuff they hadn’t seen in over a year of tape, and by the time the Bengals said they ‘figured it out’, the score was 28-0. The Bengals had some success with the no-huddle in the second half, but by that time the score was 31-3 and the Patriots were in soft coverages. READ MORE >>>

Bengals are the Ravens 2010 rivals, not Steelers

With the dueling personalities of Chad Ochocinco and Terrell Owens joining forces in Cincinnati, Ravens fans have got to expect more smack talk and competition this season from the Bengals than their traditional AFC North rival Pittsburgh Steelers. Since Ben Roethlisberger will be on the shelf for four to six weeks and Cincinnati making the necessary moves to stay strong, you’ve got to give your respect to the boys in the ugly orange striped pants. READ MORE >>>

Chad Ochocinco in Vegas…in his briefs…

…And to think that this guy is a deep threat against the Ravens two weeks a year…

AFC North Notes – Cincinnati Bengals

So, what have the Bengals done this offseason?  Not a lot.  They signed Antonio Bryant, who had about as much production in 2009 as the receiver they let walk, Laveraneus Coles.  Both have speed but were starting to slow down, and neither one has performed up to starting wideout standards.  While the team of course has played that they are excited about the acquisition, it’s a wash.  And that, my friend, is the Bengals offseason.  Starting tight end Reggie Kelly remains a free agent, but it doesn’t appear that Cincinnati is pressed to make any more moves before the draft.

This kind of stability can be good for a team that has seen a lot of players come and go (they usually come back once the team posts their bail), but it doesn’t look like one ready to take a step forward in the AFC North.  Then again, the Steelers have done little to improve their club (and have their own issues with Ben Roethlisberger to deal with), and the Cleveland Browns, for all their small moves here and there (adding Scott Fujita, Jake Delhomme, etc.) still look like they are rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.  The Ravens, one could argue, are the most improved team in the AFC North so far this offseason, with the additions of Donte Stallworth and Anquan Boldin.  However, the losses of Justin Bannan and Dwan Edwards make the defense that much weaker.  Granted, there is a lot of time for these teams to still change, but the Bengals will clearly be looking to the draft.

I am still one of those fans who instinctively thinks of offense when I think of the Cincinnati Bengals (I also think of 6-10 records, but that is another issue), but it was their defense that took them to the playoffs last season.  Their defense allowed just 18.2 points per game, good enough for 6th in the NFL and were 4th in yards allowed.  Their rush and pass defense were both in the top 10 in the league in 2009 and they sport one of the better young cornerback groups in the league in Johnathan Joseph, Leon Hall, and Morgan Trent.  This is the best secondary in the division, and it showed when Ravens receivers were systematically shut down in both of their matchups with the Bengals.  Their linebacking corp is also terrifying, with USC products Rey Maualuga and Keith Rivers alongside veteran Dhani Jones. However, despite the defense’s strength against the run and pass, they ranked in the bottom half of the league in sacks. 

The offense was significantly less explosive when put side by side.  Less than 20 points per game, with a healthy Carson Palmer throwing for just 3,000 yards en route to a mediocre 21-13 touchdown-interception ratio.  This team was driven by a rejuvenated Cedric Benson, and their ability to succeed offensively will depend on his health and durability.  It is clear that the offense will be an area of concern for the team moving forward into the draft.

This year, the Bengals sport two 3rd round picks and two 4th round picks to supplement their draft, and could have the ammunition to move up or stock up with role players.  For an 10-6 division winner, they could  be just a couple players on offense from taking a lasting seat at or near the top of the division for a long time.  What could their needs be?

Tight End- Every quarterback loves a safety blanket, and Carson Palmer could use someone to take the pressure off of Chad Ochocinco.  Jermaine Gresham isn’t a great blocker, but I wouldn’t be surprised to see the Bengals pick him up with the 21st overall pick.  Regardless, the fact that Reggie Kelly remains unsigned is a definite red flag that the Bengals will pick up a tight end somewhere in the first 3 rounds.

Wide Receiver- Can you believe that Chad Ochocinco is 32 years old?  It seems like he has been waiting his whole career to either get out of Cincy or get a contending team there, and he is starting to lose some of his physical gifts.  What was an incredibly talented unit a few years ago is now a group reminiscent of the Ravens of last year- a great but aging receiver and a host of also-rans.  With the death of Chris Henry and losing T.J. Houshmanzadeh to free agency in 2009, this position will be a definite point of emphasis.

Safety- Cincinnati may have the best cornerback group in the division, but their safeties leave much to be desired.  Roy Williams is and always will be a liability in coverage, and Chris Crocker does not have the instincts or athleticism to make up for it playing center field.  Look for Cinci to possibly make a move for Taylor Mays in the first round or take another safety later on.

Ochocinco’s Latest Trash-Tweets

Chad Ochocinco never stops talking. The invention of Twitter is a perfect outlet for a guy that loves to hear the sound of his own voice.

This week the Ravens trash talk has begun. Here are a few of his tweets.

Domonique Foxworth: “@Foxworth24 Vivica Fox–worth, welcome to Planet Chad Sunday, I am wearing special child please shoes Sunday just for you!!!”

Lardarius Webb: “@LWebb21 I don’t know why you wear #21, you couldn’t cover in a phone booth with the door closed!!! Don’t bother showing up next week”

Terrell Suggs: “@untouchablejay4 hey I’m gonna hit you in your face when your helmet is off!!! Want some get some, purple is for pansies!!!!”

@BmoreDavy shut the front door, purple rain my taco!!! I’m going after the head(Ray Lewis)then the body(rest of team) will follow going down

Fabian Washington: @FABEWASH31 congrats on the win today,,you know what time it is next week, bring an extra set of cleats,you’ll need a pit stop when I’m done

Please Baltimore, shut this guy up.

VIDEO: Ochocinco On Ray’s Hit

Purple and Black Awards Week 5

Like it or not, Chad Ochocinco’s trash-talking finally paid off. It was apparent that the Ravens were tired of hearing Ochocinco run his mouth, whether it was on his Twitter page or through the sights and sounds of the media. Either way, it seemed like all the frustrations that were building up throughout the week were let out when Ray Lewis came across the middle and popped off the helmet of a defenseless Ochocinco. That might have collectively been what the Ravens felt like doing to Ochocinco, but it’s not what they should’ve done. That 15-yard penalty gave the Cardiac Cats new life and they, once again, won a game in the final seconds. It was another tough loss for a Ravens team that looked to be unstoppable a couple weeks ago. Maybe this will bring the team back down to reality, though, and help them get back their focus. Here are this week’s awards.

The POG

Mr. Ball-hawk himself, Ed Reed. It just seems like he always knows exactly when and where the opposing quarterback is going to throw the ball, and he gets there just in the nick of time. I’ve never seen any defensive player have such a nose for the end zone like Reed does. It seems like whenever he picks a ball off he’s either running it in for a touchdown or at least pitching it back to one of his teammates so they can run it in. In Sunday’s game, he picked off Carson Palmer in the second quarter and took it to the house and he also punched the ball out of Ochocinco’s arm just before halftime to stop a promising Bengals drive. It’s too bad the Ravens couldn’t reward Reed’s effort with a win, but I’m sure they will have plenty of chances to redeem themselves as the season goes on.

The “Oh, S***” Moment

Just when you thought it couldn’t happen to the Ravens, it did. Another last second touchdown toss from Palmer silenced the roaring M&T Bank Stadium crowd and left them in a state of utter shock and disbelief. It was almost the exact same play the Bengals ran on the Steelers with they beat them with just seconds left a couple weeks ago. The ball was on a rope and just missed the outstretched hands of Ray Lewis and floated right into the arms of Andre Caldwell. The Ravens had more than enough chances to stop the Bengals on the last drive, but a couple of ill-advised penalties and a shifty Palmer prevented them from earning the win.

The Party Pooper

This award goes to a guy who crashed the Ravens 40-game, no 100-yard rusher party, Cedric Benson. Of all the great running backs the Ravens have faced over the last two-plus seasons, Benson didn’t seem like the probable candidate to break the streak. But to his credit, Benson has looked good since being signed by the Bengals and currently leads the league in rushing with 487 yards. Benson finished the game with 27 rushes for 120 yards including a 28-yard touchdown run in the third quarter that put him over the 100-yard mark and gave the Bengals a 10-7 lead. Last week is history, but the Ravens may have to wait until after their bye week to start another streak because they face the league’s second-leading rusher, Adrian Peterson, in Week 6. We wish you the best of luck, defense.

Speaking of next week, the Ravens will face another stiff defense in the Vikings and will most likely need to win this game either with their defense or through the air with Flacco. The Vikings run defense, much like the Ravens, is one of the best in the league especially with Pat and Kevin Williams plugging up the middle. So, it looks like the pressure will once again be on Flacco to withstand the Vikings defense and the hostile crowd and pull out a victory against an undefeated team with a Hall of Fame quarterback. Show us what you’re made of, Joe.

VIDEO: Lewis’ Shot on Ochocinco