Sure baseball season is over, but if you aren’t following Adam Jones’ offseason shenanigans on twitter then you’re really missing out.  Just a couple days after dressing like Michael Jackson for halloween, glove and all, Jones let his followers know that he was “enjoying a great pedicure.”

Enjoying a great pedicure right now. So I’m secure and like to keep myself well kept.
Nov 01 via Twitter for iPhoneFavoriteRetweetReply

Don’t worry, Jones is “secure” as he likes to keep himself well kept.