Sam and Alan invite noted baseball expert and Fun Fellow Nick Markovich to Hootenanny Studios for a spirited analysis of the game’s many imperfections. Nick proposes a number of optimizations, and invites yr hosts to rank each proposal on a scale ranging from 0-10 Rubes.

As is often the case around here, things escalate quickly. Fun fact: this is, by far, the LONGEST episode of Baltimorons we’ve ever recorded. But we figured we owed you some time since we missed a week. Let us know if you hate it so much it makes you never want to listen to the show again.