With pitchers and catchers reporting in 44 days, now is better than never to run through my bold predictions for every MLB team. If you know anything about me, I get as bold as I can when it comes to these, like, to the point where I can be diagnosed as medically insane. Let us get rolling, shall we?

Baltimore Orioles

Boston Red Sox

New York Yankees

Tampa Bay Rays

  • Kevin Kiermaier leads the team in batting average, OPS, WAR and total bases
  • Steven Souza plays in more games than David DeJesus
  • Jake Odorizzi finishes with ERA higher than 4.30
  • Jake McGee finishes with more than 30 saves
  • Chris Archer leads in ERA, FIP, and WHIP
  • The Rays finish ahead of the Yankees in the AL East

Toronto Blue Jays

Chicago White Sox

Cleveland Indians

Detroit Tigers

Kansas City Royals

Minnesota Twins

Houston Astros

Los Angeles Angels

Oakland Athletics

Seattle Mariners

Texas Rangers

Atlanta Braves

Miami Marlins

New York Mets

Philadelphia Phillies

  • The Phillies finish with the worst record in baseball
  • Cliff Lee gets Tommy John Surgery
  • Cole Hamels gets traded
  • Jonathan Papelbon loses the closer job; finishes with 10 saves
  • Ryan Howard hits below .210 and hits below 20 home runs
  • Grady Sizemore plays in more games than Dom Brown in left field
  • Ben Revere hits three home runs
  • Chase Utley leaves a game randomly, never to return, saying “he’s had enough”
  • Jonathan Papelbon and Jonathan Pettibone accidentily switch jersey by August; neither care anymore
  • The Phillies lose more than 110 games

Washington Nationals

Chicago Cubs

Cincinnati Reds

Milwaukee Brewers

Pittsburgh Pirates

St. Louis Cardinals

Arizona Diamondbacks

Colorado Rockies

Los Angeles Dodgers

San Diego Padres

San Francisco Giants

These have been my bold predictions. What do you agree/disagree with? Tweet me and let me know what you think.