The 20th Anniversary of Oriole Park at Camden Yards was celebrated by Rick Sutcliffe throwing out the ceremonial first first, Jake Arrieta earning a “W” against the Minnesota Twins and an idiot in underpants and a cape running on the field creating instant YouTube gold.
Baltimore’s Batman streaker became an overnight sensation and the crack staff at WJZ tracked him down to talk about his lifetime ban from Oriole Park at Camden Yards.
“It was my birthday and I just love to make people laugh and get them going,” Mark Harvey (aka Batman) told WJZ. “So I was like what’s better not to do than to go on opening day and do it? So I went with it.”
“I don’t recommend no one doing it,” he added. “Trust me, they tackle you hard.”
Harvey wasn’t prosecuted, but did have to spend 13 hours in jail.
Really?! I lifetime ban! So what he interupted A GAME for Crisesakes, A GAME-bfd!, a lot of people laughed! We as a society need to lighten the F-UP! PAYING PEOPLE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO PLAY GAMES! THAT SHOULD BE BANNED!
You tell ’em Daug. We should let everybody go run out on the field whenever they want with no consequences, whatsoever. As long as it’s funny.
Lifetime ban. WTF? That’s like banning The Intimidator from strip clubs.
Yeah, couldn’t handle a lifetime ban from the strip clubs…
Word of advice gentlemen… Take 9Incher with you to any strip club or bar. 9Incher is the greatest “Wingman” around. If you take 9Incher as your “Wingman” make sure you pay for lap dances for the big guy… All night…
The money spent for lap dances for the big guy is money well spent. No need to thank him either whence the night is over as 9Incher will not be able to hear or see you after the night of lap loving he will be receiving courtesy of you.
9Incher will know you are happy with his “Wingman” services as you walk by with “Angel” & “Bunny” on each arm as you make your way to the “Pie-Wagon”…
I think “Newbomb Turk” said it best when he yelled “To the Pie-Wagon”!
If that’s all you have to do to get banned from watching the orioles live, I’m in. I’m hoping to find a way that theyll ban me from watching on tv, too.
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