You’ve heard of Subway’s sandwich artists, but I guarantee that even they would agree that their work is no match for the beautiful “Orioles” script hot dog — despite its surrounding ketchup.
Seriously, who puts ketchup on a hot dog?
The above photo was posted by Followthehollowx on the Orioles subreddit. According to the comments, the vendor was in section 68 and may go by the name Steve or Bill or Tom or Lou.
Whatever his name, I’ll be looking for him next home stand.
If you put ketchup on a hot dog, you're a communist.
— Mike Praznowski (@PrazMaster) August 27, 2013
My grandpa just told me I'm out of the will bc I put ketchup on my hot dog and that is un American….
— Emily Magad (@EmilyMagad) August 23, 2013
if you put ketchup on a hot dog the terrorists win
— Lana Berry (@Lana) July 24, 2013
Sure, put ketchup on a hot dog pour shampoo on there while you're at it.
— rachel lichtman (@DJRotaryRachel) July 7, 2013
@CameronJayLang @mike_kovacs A kitten dies every time someone puts ketchup on a hot dog.
— Greg Wyshynski (@wyshynski) May 30, 2013
I put ketchup on my hot dog.
A-Rod
I like hot dogs with my ketchup.
The Intimidator
MY wife likes ketchup on my hot dog……………………..
I like hot dogs…anybody’s…
Jim from Dundalk
Five year olds put ketchup on their hot dog.
How bout those Yankees… All the Yankee haters on here talked about how old and injured they are, yada, yada, yada… Yet the Yanks are about to blow past the O’s in the standings… How bout start blaming your own Oriole front office for blowing this season instead of downing other teams who will be ahead of the Orioles… Henry Uuritia as the DH? Come on!
Come out, come out, all you Oriole apologists…
How about you go put some ketchup on your hot dog….you hot dog.
Couldn’t have said it better myself……………
I’d like to give you a mayo mustache…..along with the pearl necklace I gave you last week!