Baltimore continues to buzz with excitement for the Orioles. Folks are slowly filling Camden Yards, people are calling the local sports talkers using dumb nicknames to praise their favorite players and some fans are even making bad rap songs.
It’s been a while since people have been able to watch competitive baseball into football season. 2012 has bucked that trend — “bucked”… get it? — and that’s reason to celebrate for local rapper Vietnam.
His latest hit single, “Purple N Orange (Ravens N Orioles)” is all about watching a pennant race and football in September.
And hey, I’m all for any kind of support for the Birds. I’ve been begging for it. I guess Vietnam just isn’t my taste.
Here’s a good (bad?) rap song for ya….
Yo, yo, yo
MGW gettin down wit da O-ree-O’s
Whackin’, smackin’, midnight snackin’
9Inchnails doin alot of jackin’
Rollin on his Vespa to Camden Yards
MGW shit talkin the opposition really hard
Nickel and dimin’
9Inchnails don’t like no mother truckin rhymin’
Yo, yo, yo… Snarlin’, narlin’
The O-ree-O’s are 9Inchnails and MGW’s special darlin’
A master in beratin’
MGW can throw out some fan fueled hatin’
Don’t be askin’ who let the dogs out
Cause 9Inchnails will crack your snout
This dumbass rap song is just about over
Hopefully the O-ree-O’s don’t go into October like a dog named Rover
Yo, yo, yo
2488,
When can I expect some royalties?
You and MGW were my inspiration for this rap 9Inchnails, so that should be enough royalties for you…
What about a handy, a 6pk of Coors Light and a pk of Malboro green and we call it even.
Slick chick with the portable wick, 9er….
Sure to be a classic 2488
The only thing that could have made it better was a “LMAO” for Stat Boy.
Lookin out at the Camden Yards grass
Stat Boy makin predictions out his ass
Why he hatin on the O-RE-O
His ever changing predictions make me L-M-A-O
Word!