As longtime readers of this website are aware, the Baltimorons have, for some time, enjoyed a very intimate relationship with possibly soon-to-be-ex-Orioles Executive VP of Baseball Operations Dan Duquette. He has joined us on the air many times to provide first-person insights into his various free agent and trade deliberations.

Sometimes, however, words simply aren’t enough for him to convey his feelings. Last night at Hootenanny Studios, Alan and I discovered a small parcel, ominously wrapped in a blue ribbon, containing a CD with a single track. The contents are disturbing, to say the least.