Ever since Evgeny Kuznetsov started playing for the Capitals, he has become a regular feature in Alex Ovechkin‘s awesome Instagram posts. First, Ovechkin made Kuznetsov drive him to a game. Next, Ovechkin and Dmitry Orlov made Kuznetsov pay for dinner. Today, Ovechkin decided to go easy on Kuznetsov and direct his usual antics at Orlov.

During their off-day today, the three Russians went shopping at a Nike store. I can’t really tell where exactly they went shopping, but that’s not important. What’s important is that Ovechkin made Kuznetsov and Orlov play “Rock Scissors Paper” to determine who would carry all their bags. Orlov lost.

Here’s a freezeframe of it.

Someone tell Kuznetsov's shoes to be quiet, they're a bit loud.
Someone tell Kuznetsov’s shoes to be quiet, they’re a bit loud.

How have Ovechkin, Kuznetsov, and Orlov not been asked to be in a sitcom yet? This is good stuff!