A look at all the weekend’s local sporting fare. Send tips/omissions here.
7:00 p.m. – RFK Stadium/ESPN2 – DC United vs. New England Revolution (MLS) – The power of Ben Olsen compels you.
7:10 p.m. – Fenway Park/MASN – Orioles at Red Stockings – Yes we can, Jeremy Guthrie.
7:30 p.m. – UMBC Stadium – Crystal Palace USA vs. Pittsburgh Riverhounds – I’ll bet you didn’t know we had an outdoor pro soccer team. An English one, no less.
1:00 p.m. – Verizon Center/NBC – Capitals vs. Rangers (Game 2 NHL Playoffs) – Please, someone punch Sean Avery.
2:00 p.m. – Homewood Field/ESPNU – Hopkins vs. Navy (NCAA Lacrosse) – Yeah, me neither.
7:00 p.m. – Somewhere in Reading, PA – Baltimore Mariners at Reading Express (Arena Football) – Road trip!!! No?
7:05 p.m. Prince George’s Stadium – Bowie Baysox at Akron Aeros (AA Baseball) – It’s fireworks night, people.
7:10 p.m. – Fenway Park/MASN – Orioles at Red Stockings – That sound you hear is the leash on Adam Eaton shortening.
1:35 p.m. – Fenway Park/MASN – Orioles at Red Stockings – Our Japanese dude is healthier (and less expensive) than your Japanese dude.