Brian Roberts in pinstripes. That will take some getting used to. Can you imagine hearing John Sterling say “Jeter flips to Roberts”? Ugh. I…
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Baltimorons Debut Dan Duquette’s Depressing Cover Of Macklemore’s ‘Thrift Shop’
The Winter Meetings are over and somehow the Orioles are still looking for that first big move of the offseason. The Baltimorons put together…
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Primer: Baltimore Orioles At The Winter Meetings
Dan Duquette spoke with the media yesterday regarding his goals and intentions for the Winter Meetings which begin this morning. Duquette stated obvious needs…
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Orioles Off Season Wish List
Now that the MLB playoffs have ended, it’s time to put our head in the sand about the outcome, and turn our attention to…
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Orioles Are 25-23 With Brian Roberts This Season, 45-38 Without
Because there are so many numbers in baseball, it’s very easy to use them for evidence to support any side of any argument. For…
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Orioles Spastics: Episode 16 – Pimp My PoNY
Episode 16 (Pimp My PoNY), in which the Spastics discuss: Chris Neitzey is a flatballin’ PoNY #MrF or #TheBrianRobertsWatch? Reynolds Redux Francisco……. that’s fun…
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Chris Davis On Ending Home Run Drought: “I Can Eat Again. Don’t Have To Wake Up And Cry”
It had been ten games — TEN WHOLE GAMES — since Chris Davis homered. I’m being sarcastic, but prior to Tuesday’s game ESPN Stats…
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Orioles To Call Up Henry Urrutia
Henry Urrutia is headed to the big leagues. According to MASNSports.com’s Roch Kubatko, Hammerin’ Hank is on his way to Texas to meet up…
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Praising Chris Dickerson For “Grit”
Chris Dickerson has been my favorite new addition to the Orioles roster this season — and not just because of his amazing walkoff homer…
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Ryan Flaherty’s Face Sums Up How Everyone Is Feeling About Chris Davis
I don’t know where pitches are supposed to pitch to Chris Davis. On Wednesday night, he took Tyler Clippard deep on a pitch on…